So today I discovered I have a morning person. For those who haven’t got a clue what one is, which probably most people are at this point, ill tell you. Everyone goes about their morning the same way day in day out, wake up, take a shower, turn the radio on while you eat grapes for you breakfast etc, whatever. Well have you ever noticed you see the same person in the same place every day?! They are your morning person!

So because of this extravaganza which is my morning person, I decided that no longer would my person be a complete stranger, who just so happens to be walking down the road when I drive past every day. So instead I decided I would wave at him, to acknowledge our connection. Honestly it didn’t go down as well as I anticipated. I mean, the swift finger was enough. But the shouting abuse, what a prick. I think i'll open my door into his crotch tomorrow and make sure our connection is known!